The Mantis

I'm just your average praying mantis, chewing the face off insects and tweeting about it.

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

@MantisTime Think I've got a bad case of Seasonal Affective Disorder. Wasp in my tank and I ain't even bothered. Feels bad man.

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

@s3amonk3ys Ohai Sea Monkeys! I'm The Mantis. How's it hanging in your microcosmic world?

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

Hi, I'm The Mantis and I kill things for a living. Problem?

[Ed Uncovered @raresatyr]

Arnold 'Google' Schwarzenegger: "I need your camera, your microphone and your speakers."

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

If Patrick Bateman were an insect, he'd be a mantis. Naturally. Psychopathic behavior? ✓ Hatred of humanity? ✓ Homicidal? ✓ Awesome? ✓ #PB♥

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

Did I ever tell you that I lost my virginity to a locust? I was horny, she was a call girl. It was all over so fast. I had a ho-locust.

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

Pretty stoked about this moth wing I just found at the bottom of my tank. It's the little things sometimes... #OmNomNom

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

This Halloween I'm thinking of going as a locust. Means I can eat whatever I like and leave a trail of destruction in my wake #BringIt

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

3 months old and I’m having an existential crisis. What’s a dead-leaf mantis to do? Stop reading Nietzsche would probably be a start. (3/3)

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

When I was young (like, two weeks ago) I had dreams; aspirations even. Now? I’m not so sure. (2/3)

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

Still here. Just been AFK doin some thinking. Like, is this all there is to life? Crawlin around the same mantis tank killing bugs? (1/3)

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

What a day! Met my 1st wasp (which an heroed before I could kill it) and then ate my 1st spider. Off to celebrate now by having my first fap

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

Ravi just lobbed a wasp into my tank. Not sure if I like the look of this thing #KillItWithFire

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

Currently watching WWE Raw. And to think that some people dismiss a mantis-run Twitter account as being unrealistic.

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

"Well done Andy Murray" – The insect kingdom.

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

The best thing about being a mantis? You don't have to go to the dentist. Ever. Enjoy your filling @whisperednothin #lol

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

How do you like your crane-flies: scrambled, smashed or utterly destroyed?

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

Sunday morning. Lazy lie-in. Crane-fly cowering in my tank. Spaghetti in T minus 5. Domestic bliss on a macro-biological level #Smash

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

The Mantis watching the football. Crap game, great mantis.

[The Mantis @WhoDaMantis]

Watching the Scotland v Serbia game with Ravi. Two countries hardly known for their booming mantis population.