Hol | cuntissimo edition™

Se habla Spanglish. Depressed tweets and pop culture.

[Hol | cuntissimo edition™ @WhoisHol]

Pa dónde vamo’ después de la playa?

[Elena 🌼 @Glaucium_]

cuando pagan

[Ekkanss @ekkanss]

Yo en el baño esperando que la ducha me quite toda mi tristeza y ansiedad:

[eliz @eliza___v]

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[Hol | cuntissimo edition™ @WhoisHol]

A pocas horas de ver a mi amorcito 🥺❤️‍🔥

[mangel @mangelrep]

matar a beyoncé o votar por abelardo de la espriella?

yo asf:

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

unfortunately, i do enjoy the DOWNFALL of people who did me wrong

[໊ @buffys]

hantavirus

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

How am i supposed to lose weight when i’m not used to losing ??

[andrés @andresmiguer]

comer piedra o tener una relación abierta?

yo:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Are you free after work?”

me after work :

[Delusional Optimist @PermaDelusional]

stay delusional, your win is coming

[Fushiguro ~ @Fushiguro268]

There's no leaked Avatar movie on the Internet 🛜

[caro ⭑ @stayinstarlight]

yo mientras leo como las fans de justin bieber se sacan argumentos del hoyo para defender su show MEDIOCRE en coachella

[Julie @juliesaysthings]

Coworker: “Hey can you—“
Me today:

[Tuit por Contrato @TuitPorContrato]

Mañana cuando reciba la primera llamada por Teams

[Gaga Crave 🌷 @AMENARTPOP]

lady gaga in 2011 when she released judas on easter week

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Daenerys Targaryen’s track record on Game of Thrones