Matthew Sorrentino

nasty loser hippy bum dumbass winner

[Matthew Sorrentino @Whorebag95]

Fuck the past
Make the future
Live today

[Matthew Sorrentino @Whorebag95]

Life's good

[Matthew Sorrentino @Whorebag95]

😉

[Matthew Sorrentino @Whorebag95]

..I.

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Flint, Michigan, accidentally gave its entire population lead poisoning when the water supply was switched to the Flint River to save money.

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Research has revealed a link between having to make lots of decisions at work and being overweight or obese.

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A deer walked into the emergency room of Strong Memorial Hospital in Rochester, New York after it was hit by a car.

[Matthew Sorrentino @Whorebag95]

restrict a perspective to the finitie possibilities that have already been conceived is the depressing reality of todays society. #Boom

[Matthew Sorrentino @Whorebag95]

Being alive, and taking part of the massively complex conglomerate of consciousness in such a manner as to

[Matthew Sorrentino @Whorebag95]

The fun part is solving the complication

[Matthew Sorrentino @Whorebag95]

Living life without complication is like wrestling a dead bear. You will probably win but it wont be fun.

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Here now

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Life has a way of smacking you across the face when you feel at your best. Im just trying to make sure i have something in me to fight back.

[Matthew Sorrentino @Whorebag95]

I work so damn hard and still struggle with everything. Im not asking for everything to be easy but cant i just have less stress in my life?

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Breakin a sweat for this worthless check

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Everybody smoke crack! Its likely u wont get addicted.

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Only 10-20% of people who try crack become addicted to it.

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Talley up another victim of caffeine