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[× @theNyx__]

A Brazilian woman named Sheila told her friends that her husband Bruno snores in a strange way, as if he's possessed. And when they wanted to see it, she sent them this video; even the dog seemed to be on edge and terrified.

[20/20 @WhosDes_]

Really could use this. 😔
$whosdesmond

[Cash App @CashApp]

We’re ringing in 2023 with a $23,000 #CashAppFriday. It seems like bad luck if we don’t. Follow @cashapp and QRT this with your $cashtag for a chance to win $23.

[20/20 @WhosDes_]

$whosdesmond

[Cash App @CashApp]

We're giving away $5,000 because we heard people are spending money today. Follow @cashapp and QRT with your $cashtag to get some. #CashAppMonday

[20/20 @WhosDes_]

Can you lend a nigga a pencil 😆😆😆😆😆

[Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙 @BienSur_JeTaime]

Kevin Samuels: Fat BW have no value and they're gonna die single.

Sodium:

[🥤 @Xavier2Nice]

Batman when he saves my ass but smells weed on me

[Mark Jackson’s Burner @casualtakeking]

Lebron is hilarious with all due respect 😭��😭�

[Melcolm X @MelcolmRuffin]

Me: I’ve already seen 200 of the Usher memes. I’m sure they’re done now.

My Twitter timeline:

[Princess @themultiplemom]

Me every 3 min watching a movie with somebody after I done saw it:

[Hype William Carlos Williams @sheedemilio]

Me: “A little dairy won’t hurt”

My stomach:

[RSmokey57😶‍🌫️🍃 @KingK_57]

Me telling my kids about Jeff hardy in the early 2000’s

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Kids before randomly doing a cartwheel in front of you

[Micky Holla @JumpShiveSlim13]

When I’m making my meat jump for her.

[$𝖊𝖝 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖙 @fcckjulius]

When they say Uno but you got a draw 4 for they ass