I will not “lock in”. I will not “looksmaxx”. I will not “ascend”. I will not “cold approach”. I will wait for a woman to initiate something. And if that doesn't happen? I kill myself.
yes he wasn’t a good ruler, yes he wasn’t a legitimate heir, but at least he was cunty and fierce. the chanel boots, the silk surcoats, the antler crown, the crossbow, the leather belt buckled around his snatched waist?? 10s across the board, nobody was doing it like him
remembering when Theon goes to 11 year old Bran Stark demanding that he surrender Winterfell and Bran says “no” and Theon’s just like “bro PLEASE I need this”
The Futurama joke where Fry witnesses an alternate universe where they're all cowboys and he assumes there's infinite universes, and the professor tells him "No it's just the two"
Got out the barber after getting the “Just fuck me up for the rest of the month” cut. Then having to work next to the girl I like for the rest of the day after praying this chance would come to me soon