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#WPP

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#FF @whitegrlproblem She's the gendered side of our cause!

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WPP: I lost my Golden Globe to that bitch Madonna. #WPP

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Double WPP: I had to Google "Flo Rida" to figure out how to spell "Flo Rida." #WPP

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WPP: I only found out who Etta James was from that one Flo Rida song. #WPP RIP Etta James

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#WPP : WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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WPP: I have to clean the house before the housekeeper comes. I don't want her to know how messy I really am. #WPP

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WPP: I hate getting hassled by airport security... Yeah, like I'm going to hijack my own jet. #WPP

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WPP: After a quick peek in my wine cellar, I realized I have nothing to go with this salmon pilaf. #WPP

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WPP: Santa brought me a iPhone4 and not the 4s... I WANTED SIRI!!!!!! #WPP

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WPP: My bed is too big. I have to roll 1 and a half times to get out of it. #WPP

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WPP: I always get so awkward when I tell the African-American Starbucks barista that I want my coffee "black." #WPP

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Thank you @Tanner Rutledge for this AMAZING #WPP: "I hate getting hassled by airport security... Yeah, like I'm going to hijack my own jet."

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Serious #WPP.

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WPP: The Starbucks barrista knows my order too well. I feel bad that I decided to have something different today. #WPP #thingsyoushouldknow

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WPP: I still can't figure out how to set my Mercedes' clock back one hour... I'm arriving earlier than usual to everything! #WPP #WhatILove

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WPP: There's not enough mayonnaise in my egg salad sandwich. #WPP

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WPP: My Welsh Prembrook Corgi decided to get all vicious with a mouse in the backyard and I had to finish the job. #WPP #WhatILove

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WPP: I just joined eHarmony about a week ago and the top match for me is my cousin. #WPP #ThingsOnMyMind #10ThingsIFindAttractive