Why Aren't You Coding?

A webcomic about programming. On hiatus.

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Hello hello, is this thing on? I wrote a book, out today! I'm afraid it's not anything to do with tech, but it's dead good. Makes a decent doorstop at the very least. https://t.co/1RqPGo19Pp

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Thanks, Google.

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So this new microchip we're all getting injected into our arms... has anyone managed to make it run Doom yet?

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@tomdale First sentence of that article: "$2.6 million is a pretty hefty seed round."

Wow, we've come a long way.

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Write once, run anywhere.

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Psychometrics.

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Microservices.

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@avdi I'l have you know that the The Agents' Collective (TAC) of Art, whose HQ is at 420 Main St, Gatlinburg and who represent many much-loved cartoonists and their most iconic creations, take issue with this statement.

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Semi-Autobiographical.

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Childcare.

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@parasight 🤢

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Ruby

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And, like, I'm a huge fan of @tenderlove's work, but every time I visit that site (after I've finished disinfecting my laptop screen and eyeballs) I do have to wonder.... *why* tho?

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Yes it's a real thing. No, you don't have to click.

https://t.co/9ttJGAgStT

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Something something Goodhart's Law...

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Dentist.

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San Francisco

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Agile.

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Patterns.

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@sethrosen You can spend 5% of your time working and 5% having a life, and that way you're free to spend the remaining 90% of your time on Twitter while still achieving perfect "work/life balance".