WhyChrisBrain

Failed Human Experiment

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Who called it social anxiety and not the meet sweats?

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Life: You can't live with it; you can't live without it.

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Necktie Triptych Storage Solution

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AMCD: The Smashing Pumpkins, Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness https://t.co/nQeRwUOocL

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Made some sanger bread.

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I've taken to reading biblical propecy because it doesn't matter if I ever get to the end of it.

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A problem with deep cleaning a small section between 2am & 7am is the rest of your kithcen looks like utter shite - not to mention the rest of your apartment - you now have approx 129 hours of cleaning in your immediate future. If I were OCD this bollocks would already be sorted.

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And, yes, I do understand in the great scheme of things my problems are minor. I'm still fucked off with myself though.

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a) Phone smashed
b) Setting up Kiwiback on laptop.
c) Enter access number.
d) Can't remember password.
e) Kiwiback send code TO MY FUCKING BUSTED ARSE PHONE!
f) Sob for about the 5th time since slipping over in my boots and FUCKING UP MY PHONE THIS ARVO.
g) cont...

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g)cont... count my blessings I located my spectacle case which was throw out of my bag into the back of a bush that I was unable to find immediately after I slipped and fucked up my ankle, knee, and my previously broken shoulder.
f) Guess I'm just a lucky little rabbit.

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This hoodie makes me look like a guru and I am here for it... in fact I am everywhere... always.

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@counterproduct I love this album.

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AMCD: They Might Be Giants, Flood https://t.co/MOEnEpEtrb

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This is what happens when your country uses math instead of maths.

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RK JR: One of the Democrats was ridiculing President Trump for his math, and she was saying it's in mathematically impossible to have any drug drop by 600% cost. And I said, well, if the drug was $100 and it raised the price of $600. That would be a 600% rise. If it drops from 600 to 100, that's a 600% savings. 

Trump: That’s right.

RFK JR: The president used that mathematical device to illustrate the magnitude of the theft.

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AMCD: TOOL, Lateralus https://t.co/AhDjPFvbS5

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AMCD: Nirvana, Nevermind https://t.co/h4E8Bq2qcR

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AMCD: Green Day, Dookie https://t.co/f586BAPfSv

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Man Of The People.

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Christopher Luxon tells Breakfast he wants New Zealand to ‘get back up on our foils’…

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AMCD: Faith No More, The Real Thing https://t.co/u1VYKANXml

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Comical Ali Rides Again!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Lutnick: "The growth rate in the United States will hit 6% under Donald Trump's leadership. It will hit 6% annual GDP growth under Donald Trump's leadership."

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I'm if NZ are around 45/3 after 15 overs in an ODI thats a respectable start years old.