shadykatieee

i live by myself with a cat and work at the mall. #jealousmuch?

[🇺🇲 Uncle John 🇺🇦 Путин иди на хуй @azmoderate]

Our young men & women have done enough. Any1 in Congress, on FOX or talk radio wanting war w/Iran: Suit up, arm up & go yourself or STFU

[ThinkProgress @thinkprogress]

Woman who threw flour at Kim Kardashian: Arrested immediately. Man who killed Trayvon Martin: Still free http://t.co/uPjTenWD #icymi

[shadykatieee @WhyIcantSleep]

Steven Tyler screams patriotism

[shadykatieee @WhyIcantSleep]

Totes mcgoats

[shadykatieee @WhyIcantSleep]

I bet Randy Watson would be a killer political spokesman #sexualchocolate

[Michael Moore @MMFlint]

5: Eliminate primaries. Instead, candidates will face off in a hundred-yard dash. Winner goes on to November election. Paper ballots only.

[shadykatieee @WhyIcantSleep]

#uverse blows. Thanks for screwing up my Netflix.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Romney won Guam and the Marianas Islands. He's been prepping for years by sending his money to islands.

[Ron Paul @RonPaul]

My response to comments by Defense Secretary Leon Panetta: http://t.co/7Osu8v2X #gop2012 #tcot #RonPaul

[shadykatieee @WhyIcantSleep]

Fucking girl scout cookies...

[shadykatieee @WhyIcantSleep]

Glitter bombing Rick Santorum... why don't we find something Rick won't enjoy. #comeoutoftheclosetalready

http://t.co/YouYurlU

[shadykatieee @WhyIcantSleep]

Endorsements from @SarahPalinUSA are a good thing? This only thing Sarah Palin is good for is keeping an eye on Russia from her house.