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Garden designer, boobist, realist

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@talkSPORT Such a loss. Loved all his shows & the trail they did to the tune of Kraftwerk! Particularly savoured the Monday round-up on @tSHandJ just three guys who loved football - and each other - shooting the breeze and that rare chemistry and bonhomie really came across. #RIPDannyKelly

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@BBC Fag-Hag Parker-Bowles is NOT the Queen!

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@itvcorrie I like Ross, I'm intrigued by his plans. (I'm over a week of EPS back so if he has broken wind in front of Mary or something equally unforgivable in that time then I take it back). But I think he's an interesting addition. Plus, it can't be woke ALL the time surely?!

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@bbctwo @bbcpress Loving the quality of the filming on the superb Simon Reeve programme. But something about the guy launching into the moose call has just left me howling with uncontrollable laughter. It was one of the funniest things I've seen. Wife thinks I am a lunatic...

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@talkSPORT Simon Jordan just nails it all the time. He's spot on re Ratcliffe. Jim White is a good foil, but my goodness he's an insufferable twat at times. I guess that's his job though, much like Cundy & O'Hara, though they - particularly O'Hara - are insufferable at ALL times!

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@itvcorrie I know modern Corrie thinks a man who objects to boys playing with dolls should be in prison but I rather like no-nonsense Ross. He could be propping up the Rovers bar for years, a la the late, great Stan Ogden. Too many characters are in & out, it needs more stability

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@SkySportsGolf Why does Dougherty keep saying Wentworth Club? It's so f' ing irritating. Just say Wentworth like everyone else. Also copies Ewen Murray with that weird extension of words. Adidas tops look very odd. I'm allowed my say, I'm one of the few who pay the subscription.

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@SkySportsGolf @SkySports "Mid-round" interviews..like half-time interviews (and XG) in football. Someone thought it was a good idea. It isn't.

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@rory_fans Is Fax around?

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@SkySportsPL Please can you put up a warning such as "Viewers are likely to find this upsetting" when that God awful Arsenal song comes on...

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@AwayDaysFB Completely relate to this. 💯

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@bbcpress My wife and I really loved #AnnDroid Sue Johnston is always so brilliantly relatable and Dianne Morgan is fantastic. Delighted to hear there is to be a second series. Genuinely a "feel good" programme which is truly to be celebrated and savoured these days!

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@bbcsport @bbctms @bbcpress Can't stand Daniel Norcross. The end.

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@bbctms @tmsproducer @bbcpress Aggers and Vic Marks are just a sublime commentary partnership. Perfection.

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@SkySportsPL Kevin Keegan tribute was fantastic. Football can still be brilliant, even though there is so much wrong with it, greed/waste, the @premierleague in particular. But that was perfect. @NUFC are a great club and Liverpool fans superb there as well. Very special moment.

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@GWandShows The simple joy of being able to use a water butt again! Nothing like real rainwater for the garden. And they can't tax you for it. #LittleWins

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@homebargains Still got a hosepipe ban but apparently it's Halloween time 😄

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@SkySportsPL Back when @SkySports was worth the money - I'm going back a LONG way here - you'd get one ex-player from each team per game. All you need. May as well just get a stream now as I never watch build-up anymore due to the DEI bs. Just offer a "stadium atmosphere" option.

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@Lilywhite_Rose I worry about how often Mikey, despite some good stuff in pre-season, is going to feature, with about 15 right-sided attacking players now at the club. Would love to see an English player quota & a homegrown quota but the @premierleague juggernaut would never allow that sadly.

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@TheAA_UK I've seen the hamster ad many times during the Test match but it's a heartwarming tale and I'm glad the Pink-meister makes it through in good order. Is he going to feature in future productions? Hope so. #Pinky