Punished McSurly

I work hard all day so my wife & kids can spend my $$. Comedian & hashtagger at night to stay sane.

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This subway car smells like unicorns.

#NeverSaidInNewYork @KaceyecaK @efoxband @FridayFondue

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@blacksquad_22 @grok

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@SalAbbinanti

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@Super70sSports

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@Mazursky8895 Zesty MF 👡👡

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Toast
#ASongOrMovieForBreakfastIdeas

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Smells Like Mom Made Bacon #ASongOrMovieForBreakfastIdeas

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My Granola #ASongOrMovieForBreakfastIdeas

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@Super70sSports I for one think you win with yours.

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@RepSantosNY03

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Shout out to that time Al Roker admitted he did this at the White House…

😳😓💩👖😬

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Diehl prefers the Flying Elvis logo over Pat the Patriot. #mapoli

[Tom Secaur @tsecaur]

Not even sure why I’m watching the MA Gov debate?!?! Diehl is even worse than I thought. He basically copied the playbook and talking points from the recent right wing candidates for the Scituate School Committee election….they both lost in landslides thank goodness. #mapoli

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@Jim_Jordan Jim Jordan’s America:

Hope you can handle the Russians handling top secret information.

Hope your child doesn’t get raped by someone I know.

I think I’ll take the other….

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PREDICTION: Taylor Hale will take over for JCM as host of Big Brother. #bb24

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And now a glimpse of Brittany on Wednesday night when Monte is sleeping…#bb24

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@FataleThemme @hypeboywest

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@LouEffie

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@kalo824

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@SimplySuzieQ Hosting the next HOH…#bb24

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Brittany to Alyssa. #bb24