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do what you what man (6’4)

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@realTheoElliott Take your wins where you can ig

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@BanishedLion It’s not christpilled…

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@tenthousund Why

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@size32waist I’m working on it

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@HAARP_er @mollywhop303 Promise?

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@enwurd1 Why is your profile picture a random couple

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Fuck you. My cousin made history in our small town for being the first Water Polo to become star quarterback. You’re saying he shouldn’t have been able to play?

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They can play the sport they were born as or they can not play sports. Simple as that

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@nytimes your shitty crossword has 63 across "Prepare to shoot like cupid?" and the answer is "TAKESABOW" and CLEARLY the tenses don't match! what has gotten into you? Very sloppy!!!!

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@QiaochuYuan You are right to say that first approach would be absurd, because it is a very easy calculation. But not all human interactions are that easy. That’s where the spreadsheets come in.

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@QiaochuYuan Implicit in your “I couldn’t possibly do this to you and the kids” is a utility calculation. Why couldn’t you do it to your wife? Is it because it would make her feel bad, and you have a vested interest in her happiness? That is both completely benign and also a utility calc.

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@SyntheticBeef It’s just the way I was born I guess!

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@SyntheticBeef Then I’m still 10 leagues ahead of you!

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@michaeljknowles Mr Knowles, I just got your message. What a fantastical quandary! My gut feeling is that it would depend mostly on what *type* of cheese your wife would endeavor to put on your sandwich. Maybe a sharp Swiss would provide a delightful contrast to the grapes I know your wife uses?

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Illustrative Autoeroticdidactic Pedagogy

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@toomuchistrue Wow… I never would have expected someone to use such big words… talking about a peanuts comic strip! You are very smart.

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@ShitpostRock Remember what one Covid booster did to Damar Hamlin? Don’t forget who’s really running this game.

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@lanegrata3 “Famest retard” they all chjeer

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I’m famest

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@Alansmithluft We all should

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God is not non binary. Non binary is a gender identity that exists within our social gender binary. God cannot be described in the terms of the human gender binary.

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Give me my Blues Back and Let Me Become God Of Twitter Once More