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Fuck Bios.

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@AustinHannum Good idea. Definitely going to need to set an alarm with that early ass tee time you got.

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@heylifestough @jni237 We all can't be blessed with the fire fighting skills that would instinctively cause us to run with burning paper.

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@heylifestough Directly in front of the refrigerator in case he walks in.

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300+ teams: #lostworldcup
#winworldcup

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Yellow flags #steelers

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"this is my mom, she just turned 96"
"wow, congratulations.... *for not dying sooner I guess*'

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Just entered to win a Luxe from @houstonheatpb @GISportz Gotta love free giveaways! http://t.co/2Ixkond0 via @PunchTab

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@heylifestough Does this thing still work?

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@ckbananawhiskey yeah, it was a joke, and thought it was too harsh, took it down. #hlt

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Canada is just a place Americans go to practice bar etiquette when they are underage. #canadaisamericashat

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@jharrison9292 I think what you said was great. Go Steelers, Go Harrison.

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Chopper Gunner and Attack Dogs is like cheating. #blackops

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@ckbananawhiskey In general, you have put down more than you have said anything positive. Not that there is anything wrong with that

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@ckbananawhiskey I believe this is the first pro Pittsburgh (besides Mario) thing you have ever said.

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@ckbananawhiskey funniest sports related interview I've heard in a while. At least he made sense. #HLTBigBen

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wouldn't mind a free slurpee, if I didn't have to wait behind every welfare case in the county. #justsayin

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@medinacore @heylifestough blue raspberry > all other slurpees

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@heylifestough #ISaidItFirst #snipsnap

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#yoink @heylifestough