Wick Fields

American Writer/Seasoned Mutineer/Recovering Sot

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Why does Woody Harrelson always look like he’s about to belch?

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Reticulum is my least favorite word.

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Meditating to Powerslave didn’t quite have the effect I’d anticipated.

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May the Reaper find us a rich harvest.
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Dumb people love sugar. It’s in Corinthians.

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Halfway through the first episode of Matlock and Ben has already contaminated a crime scene and committed an ethics violation.

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Isn’t Deep Vein Thrombosis a Tom Waits album?

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Turning Christianity into abject materialism is like hanging out in AA meetings and insisting the Big Book says you can drink wine coolers.

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Just had to buy a new Apple keyboard and mouse. Who needs plasma?

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I do the same thing when I have a dental appointment.

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When you cut the grass under a 107° heat index.

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It’s that time of the year when I obsessively look up biggest college stadiums.
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At what point do I accept Jack Reacher is a homeless serial killer?

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The restored version of Lawrence of Arabia on Netlfix sucks.

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The restored version of Lawrence of Arabia on Netlfix sucks.

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Rockford lived in a trailer in a parking lot but drove a brand new firebird. Jim Rockford was straight trash.

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I fear no algorithm that thinks I’d spend 12k on a watch.

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The real people of the world don’t ask for directions to the bathroom.