The Wicked Merman

Writer, housekeeper (Unfortunately), pizza eater, Disney lover, and brutally honest and unapologetic about it.

[The Wicked Merman @WickedWins4ever]

Last night some dumb weirdo in @yoonbumseyebags space asked for someone to read him a bedtime story. I made up a fairytale that went like this. “Once upon a time, someone cured stupidity. The end!” And you know that’s a fairytale because that would never happen in real life lol.

[The Wicked Merman @WickedWins4ever]

@annisnotmkay 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love ya, Anni.

[The Wicked Merman @WickedWins4ever]

A present for the colonizer, @annisnotmkay, enjoy. *EVIL LAUGHTER*

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[The Wicked Merman @WickedWins4ever]

People happy that I’m in a space? What insanity is this?

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@DaJoestanator WOW! He actually looks close to the theatrical movie version of Lord Zedd.

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@jonmchu @UniversalPics I doubt this tweet will be seen but here is my fan-cast list. I especially want @anneliesevdp to be Elphaba because she is literally perfect for the role. Her singing voice could rival that of Idina Menzel herself. Not to mention she's Jewish just like Idina, so that's cool.

[The Wicked Merman @WickedWins4ever]

@KeeCraziness25

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@havkmoth 🖕🏻

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If only Wade was right about it happening to EVERYONE. It’s not the case with my shitty job.

[Brian Koch @Thisisntflying]

I can't believe he said this!!!1

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@yoonbumseyebags @KeeCraziness25 And yet, Zendaya is still no prize either. She’s clearly very pretty but not a knockout by any means in my opinion.

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@nkdubuisson Love you too, Nijel. And I apologize for nothing! lol

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@annisnotmkay @UrBoii_Jio @SilverAgatka Or someone with a bad spray tan lol

[The Wicked Merman @WickedWins4ever]

A white passing woman that if she hadn’t made her race public would’ve been able to pass for white easily. Not to mention someone who is a terrible actress that has somehow convinced the world that she’s a great one, despite the obvious lack of talent.

[The Wicked Merman @WickedWins4ever]

“I’m poking my butt with a pencil eraser” -@KeeCraziness25

@annisnotmkay @nkdubuisson

[The Wicked Merman @WickedWins4ever]

Oh no! I have delusional Zendaya stans throwing insults at me because I said she is white passing…. I say as if I actually gave a crap about a bunch of butthurt fans bitching and moaning. I don’t make the tea, I just spill it. 😏😏😏😏😏

[The Wicked Merman @WickedWins4ever]

@annisnotmkay Eh, I’m used to it. Too bad they don’t have any argument besides that and her winning an Emmy, which is just a popularity contest or making the choice that will keep them from getting attacked by cancel culture rather than based on actual talent.

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@nkdubuisson Happy Birthday!