life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it! sport lover. Animal lover. Great lover. Top village cricketer
@rickygervais, absolutely gutted not to be able to make your show tonight, Seat 3 Row C in Royal section will be empty, just like my heart.
Will probably have a wank instead.
@rickygervais I dreamt last night I met you in a cafe, where I asked for a picture. You insisted to do it topless, I declined as I’m classy. But you gave me some of your pasty.
I’ve had worse wet dreams I suppose. Good day.