Widener Problems

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

Flip Flopz! I missed this cuz I was catching a stranger rub on the pool deck

[North Wildwood PD @NorthWildwoodPD]

A video is circulating on social media of a man being assaulted and being knocked unconscious in front of Flip Flopz bar on 5/28/22 at approximately 8:07pm. Matthew Wagner, 26 from Williamstown, NJ was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and obstruction for the incident.

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

Campus safety out here writing parking tickets cuz they gotta pay for that new fancy heated golf cart.

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

Me when the prof is handing back midterm grades

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

"COME ON, GUYS! HE'S RIGHT THERE!!!"

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

Academic Liberals… insane

[Nah @thekirkwontquit]

One of my professors at Yale said there would never be war in Europe because it was inconsistent with European culture. He’s an expert in war in Europe so I don’t know how he could possibly believe that. But anyway - I’m gonna email him right quick.

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

When can we get back to class in person?

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

Oh sorry happy New Years .. we’re online classes anyway soo what’s so happy?

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

#CNNNYE this is ��� a drunk show lol

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

Merry Christmas ya’ filthy animals!

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

whoever invented this iphone feature needs her dick sucked 😍

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

if you have sex w a guy on the first date he might not respect you but if you don’t have sex w a guy on the first date you will never know if he is one of those freaks who wouldn’t have respected you if you did… anyway this is why my body count is high

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

I hope he gets wasted Friday night and forgets which Twitter is which and we get to see this slugger ripping bongs and making out with dimes. See you there! Can’t wait!

[Widener Baseball @WidenerBaseball]

If you don’t already, follow @WidenerBaseball on Instagram! This Friday, Sophomore C Nick Barenz will takeover to take you through a day in the life of a ballplayer at Widener!

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

Sorry I blacked out at 2pm and I just woke up naked next to my lab partner.

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

@WUEngineering What’s with the welding helmets?

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

Expel this person.

[Widener University @WidenerUniv]

“I don’t like Pride Caf cookies” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

Widener still has that burnt crap smell by the UC… wtf is it!?

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

Yo you think Widener just wants us to wear masks forever … or…

[Widener University @WidenerUniv]

.@WidenerEsports Coach Devin Hartnett shares his experience in #eSports, what it takes to be successful:

1. Have clear goal
2. Learn as many skills as you can
3. Have a resume
4. The field will reward those who get up when they fall down
5. Be passionate

@KWOLoL @WidenerSports

[Widener Problems @WidenerProbs]

Awww no more mean tweets 😂

[Jill Biden Archived @FLOTUS46Archive]

RIP to our sweet, good boy, Champ. We will miss you always.