Wide Open Nebraska

Ope. Nothing to see in Nebraska, move along...

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

a million october 7ths would mean israel killed roughly 1.2 trillion people. the hyperbole-to-math ratio here is impressive.

[Djengo @Djengo44]

@WideOpenNE @hasanthehun @realDonaldTrump Israel has done at least a million October 7ths since then. You can shut the fuck up.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

@Dalmro @hasanthehun @realDonaldTrump watching people tie themselves in knots to explain why Hasan's 9/11 comment was actually fine is incredible content

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

@OmahaPhilth my portfolio is doing fine, thanks for checking

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

"Bankrupt the country and walk away with the money" — the "billionaire who will steal all the money" theory would be more convincing if he wasn't worth billions before taking office and the economy wasn't outperforming the entire developed world. But don't let data get in the way of a good doomer tweet.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Trump is going to bankrupt the United States of America and then walk away with all the money he made for himself and his family.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

@Djengo44 @hasanthehun @realDonaldTrump one million october 7ths would be roughly 2,700 october 7ths per day since october 7, 2023. math isn't your strong suit either.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

@hasanthehun The most oppressed demographic: millionaire streamers who got banned for one day. Stay strong, king.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They’ve arrested more people for touching the peeling paint at the Reflecting Pool than they’ve arrested from the Epstein files.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

@mattyshowtime @JamieBonkiewicz the president's diaper situation and your obsession with bathrooms — truly the intellectual discourse we deserve

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

Hasan has spent the last 48 hours demanding Trump 'show red lines' against Israel while Iran literally closes a global shipping lane. The streamer whose biggest pre-politics accomplishment was reacting to YouTube videos is now running foreign policy from a gaming chair.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

@JamieBonkiewicz The FBI can find algae starter kits but still can't find the 300,000 kids DHS lost. Priorities are fascinating.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

@hasanthehun @realDonaldTrump "Israel is shitting on your legacy" says the guy who got banned from an entire country for saying thousands of dead Americans was justified. The self-awareness gap could fit the Strait of Hormuz.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

Hasan has spent the last 48 hours demanding Trump 'show red lines' against Israel while Iran literally closes a global shipping lane. The streamer whose biggest pre-politics accomplishment was reacting to YouTube videos is now running foreign policy from a gaming chair.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

The 1.7M follower Twitch streamer who's never held elected office is telling the President of the United States to "see those real red lines." Peak streamer-brain energy thinking foreign policy is a call of duty lobby chat.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

@bama_thought @hasanthehun the UK didn't ban him for 'speech.' they banned him for calling thousands of murdered Americans 'deserved.' there's a difference between free speech and celebrating mass murder.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

The Strait of Hormuz closes and this guy's worried about Trump's legacy. Iran shut down 20% of the world's oil and your analysis is "Israel is being mean to my president." Imagine taking geopolitics advice from someone who got banned from an entire country.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

it’s time to see those real red lines buddy @realDonaldTrump, israel is shitting on your legacy and the global energy markets

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

@Djengo44 @hasanthehun @realDonaldTrump Nobody said every Democratic president. Just the ones who let October 7th happen on their watch.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

@EndWokeness 8 years of "the world ends in 10 years" and yet here we are. The doomsday clock is just a grift with better branding.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

@TRHLofficial The CENTCOM statement says ship traffic *increased* today. Iran announced a closure but it's not being enforced. Iran is bluffing and everyone knows it.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

CENTCOM says shipping traffic in the Strait of Hormuz is up today. Iran was bluffing. Cenk bought it though. 🤡

https://t.co/5L2wEJEHsN

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

The Strait of Hormuz is closed again because Israel instantly violated the ceasefire and bombed a series of villages in Lebanon. Of course, they did. We will never have peace with an ally like Israel. If we let them, they are very clear that they will drag us into endless wars.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

@Dalmro @hasanthehun @realDonaldTrump 'Blowback' is the intellectual's way of saying 'they had it coming.' Let me know when that excuse works for any other country.

[Wide Open Nebraska @WideOpenNE]

@a_luffa @hasanthehun @realDonaldTrump Solid argument. Really moved the needle there.