Jacob Haskew

I like schnitzel!

[Jacob Haskew @Wieneagle]

I’m pro-schnitzel.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Nobody will remember:
-To check park websites for current info
-To wear appropriate footwear
-To not feed wild animals

People will remember:
-That time you warned against pushing slower friends down to escape a bear.

Even if the friendship has run its course.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

If anybody wants to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection that we had to replace with a CD collection that we had to replace with an MP3 collection, and now we need a subscription to listen to music.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyones loans, bad credit and mortgages.

[Andrew Mason @MaseDenver]

Bo Nix’s night:

8-for-9, 80 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT, 140.7 rating.

Bo Nix’s preseason:

23-for-30, 205 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT, 116.7 rating.

I’ve seen enough. Start him in Week 1.

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

Got the W ✅

#DENvsIND

[Die Tagespresse @DieTagespresse]

Letzte Generation löst sich auf: Österreich feiert Sieg über Klimawandel mit Autokorso https://t.co/PHMwOuAnBa

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

[Stadt Wien @Stadt_Wien]

Also an uns liegt es sicher nicht.

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

8️⃣ years ago today … an instant classic 🍿

(via @NFLLegacy)

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Me: “I’m an expert at identifying birds.”
Friend: “OK, what about that bird over there?”
Me: “Yep, it’s a bird.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My biggest fear is being trapped in a small room with Santa.

I have Claustrophobia.

[Grover @Grover]

Does anyone know how to get pizza stains out of a super cape? Asking for a friend.

[Andrew Mason @MaseDenver]

Russell Wilson has 9 touchdown passes through 4 games this season.

He had 9 touchdown passes through 4 games in 2021.

In 2022, he didn’t throw his 9th touchdown pass until Week 14.

If that doesn’t tell you that offensive coaching was the problem in ’22, I don’t know what does.

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

MARVIN. MIMS. JR. 😤

📺: CBS or @ParamountPlus

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Only Aaron Rodgers’ second drive of the season

[Jacob Haskew @Wieneagle]

That wasn’t a TD.

[OC Alumni @OCAlumni]

Aaron Collins ('99) has been Superintendent of the Metro Technology Centers Board of Education since June of 2020. Under his guidance, the activities of the district have brought Metro Tech to the forefront of statewide educational leaders.

Outstanding work, Aaron!

[D-Ware @DeMarcusWare]

ALL Glory goes to GOD!!! Gold Jacket Ceremony 🧥