renee elschlager

wvu | she/her | chris ♡

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

the odyssey stole the trojan horse thing from edna turnblad in the hairspray can

[Noah Hiles @_NoahHiles]

Where were you the day the earth stood still?

[the pitt med student⚕️ @ptmcstudent]

“You can’t lift anything over 5 pounds.”

“Then how am I supposed to piss?”

[nat 💟 garsantos cult leader @taivanist]

teacher: today we’re gonna be removing the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 7th letter of our name
kid named luggage:

[emerson borakove @EmersonsBorako1]

Oh u poor 22 year old One day you will understand when you are 24 like me

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

NOW THAT’S MY KIND OF SETLIST NOAH

[m @msnetik]

Julie Andrews surfing on a mattress

[rea ꕤ @bemy6aby]

“one ticket pls”
“for which movie?”

me:

[renee elschlager @WigalRenee]

they are so twins

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Me to my fantasy football team by 1:05PM today

[TINA HAND @tinacantdrive]

when my kidnapper says i can leave if i name 3 words that start with W:

[BlueLotBussin @BlueLotBussin]

Me exactly 2 weeks from now when the Pride of WV is belting out simple gifts

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

My birthstone is a Sausage Egg McMuffin

[say :)(: @kgleeb]

Jane Lynch has been cast as Haymitch Abernathy in 'THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING'

[abigail FLICKERMAN @catchingodesta]

Ellen DeGeneres has been cast as Haymitch Abernathy in 'THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING'.

[rosie @rosieroot]

pink pony snoopy