I Am Ra

E.T. Contactee/Independent Physical Science Analyst/Classified Technology Enthusiast/Universal Spiritual Tactician…Satire?

[Loud Outside @LoudOutside]

25-year-old elementary school teacher Mackenzie Naught was arrested after allegedly telling her husband she had been involved with a teenage boy.

Naught, who taught in Whitman County, Washington, was reportedly close to the teen’s family

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

It’s been 6 years you won’t do shit and nobody believes this key jiggling shit anymore

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@FrenlyOfficer Sadly, yes

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

This is the real face of @LauraLoomer

[ScienceRespecter @InLuvWScience]

Why is a dude competing in the Ladies event?

[MILO @Nero]

Maybe don’t purchase black children next time you babyraping fucking freak

[MILO @Nero]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ @DeFiTracer]

🚨 SOMETHING VERY BAD IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN ON MONDAY...

The deal is about to break. The war is back.

Markets have no idea whats coming next.

This escalated faster than anyone expected.

Three headlines. Three hours. Three separate signals.

Everything is pointing in the same direction.

Iran attacked 2 ships in the Strait of Hormuz.

Last time they did that the US responded with strikes on Iranian drone facilities.

The cycle is restarting and everyone who thought the ceasefire held is now looking at the same playbook repeating in real time.

Then Bahrain.

Multiple drone strikes, second ceasefire violation in 48 hours.

Not a miscalculation, not an accident, a pattern.

Iran is testing every boundary simultaneously and finding out where the response is.

Then Rezaei.

Iran's Supreme Leader's advisor going public calling out the US for violating the war-ending memorandum.

That's not a negotiating tactic, that's a closing statement.

When the other side's senior advisor starts publicly assigning blame for the collapse, the talks scheduled for tomorrow are already over.

Insiders confirm it, the agreement can break at any moment.

It already has.

Now connect this to everything else happening simultaneously.

Markets were priced for de-escalation.

The oil drop happened on peace deal optimism.

The risk-on rotation happened on ceasefire hopes.

Every fund that reduced energy exposure and moved back into risk assets did so betting that the Strait stays open and diplomacy holds.

That bet just lost.

20% of oil supply is moving through an active conflict zone with no ceasefire.

No talks scheduled and direct attack on shipping happening in real time.

Oil doesn't reprice this slowly, it gaps, it overshoots.

And it stays elevated long after the initial spike because nobody knows when the next attack comes.

Then layer everything else on top.

AI bubble already cracking. MSTR down 81%.
Gold and silver lost $12 trillion.
SpaceX unlocks starting in weeks.

The S&P 500 held up by eight stocks that are already showing cracks.

And now the geopolitical risk that was supposed to be fading just came back harder than it started.

There is no soft landing scenario left.

Every single macro pressure point is active at the same time.

Energy. Rates. Valuations. Liquidity. Geopolitics.

When this many things break simultaneously the market doesn't find support at a clean level.

It looks for a floor that doesn't exist yet.

Smart money isn't waiting for confirmation.

The rotation out of risk is accelerating right now while most of retail is still reading the headlines trying to figure out if this is serious.

This sounds SCARY, but I will keep you updated on everything here

When I rotate money, I will post my moves here so my FOLLOWERS can SAVE their money

Follow me and turn NOTIFICATIONS ON, as I will share my strategy soon

Many will regret not following me earlier...

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Sophie Cunningham: Arby's Girl; American Patriot

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Caitlin Clark training before her next game...

[zaza @zazaxbtt]

Nicolas Cage revealed he blew his $150,000,000 fortune on real estate

‘Over invested in real estate the market crashed before I could get my money out and I ended up writing a check totaling roughly $6,000,000 to clear my debt rather than declaring bankruptcy’

‘I own a pet African Crow and a black lizard dragon,then I moved to tax free Las Vegas and I worked non stop making 3-4 movies a year’

‘Work was always my guardian angel,even if the movie was crumbling I’m not phoning it in’

[My moms caregiver @mymomcare]

Referee Angelica Suffren watched as Caitlin Clark was assaulted and did nothing. Where is her punishment?

[Brick Suit @Brick_Suit]

I'd like to remind everyone that Sophie Cunningham (@sophaller) was a placekicker and homecoming queen in high school.

Oh, and she had a mean finger pointing game even then.

[Brenton ☭ @seizethebanks]

She almost cries at the thought of her children hearing that genocide is bad

[LLN Reader Era 📚📖 ✨ @ThisisLLN]

I have the perfect video clip that talks about these fake ass crocodile tears 💀💀💀

[Kelvia @ConservativeKFC]

Exactly, like she would completely change her beliefs before she died 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[DUNGEON-00X @Dungeon00X]

Dear @Sega, is this really the content creator you want to partner with?

[Leigh Lewallen @leighlew3]

lmaoooo