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actually insane

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

things i'm good at:

1. ​being awkward.
2. ​asking hypothetical questions.
3. ​laughing at everything.
4. ​zoning out.

[꩜ @faeslily]

me

[ratte @rattecs]

sex is temporary, being above average at every video game but having no transferable skills to anything useful in life is forever

[NAUDIA @naudiad_]

call my phone and say you NEED ME BABY

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

Me and ICEMAN back by popular demand

[hunter @3gpmh]

i once tried journaling but it looked like i was writing a suicide note

[xxxl @bitchonx01]

it's atually crazy how the J in marijuana is silent, but the J in my hand is loud as fvck

[Master Keef @Admiral8Ball]

Got home from work at 12:30 and saw Final Exam due at 12 last night

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You could literally be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated 😭

[𝕯eon @chiplichipli2k]

At this point I can’t even call it procrastinating anymore, I’m straight up jeopardizing my future 😭

[323 @Ggod323]

yeah dude isolate yourself in your room no one cares anyways

[daz @MetamateDaz]

boomers: I would die for my country.

Millennials: I would die for my cat.

Gen Z: I would die.

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

coworkers be snitching on you & then come talk to you like they ain't just snitch on you.

[Anime Posts @AnimeePost]

Real 😭

[Spirit @SpiritWasLost]

you ever stretch so good and whimper like a faggot

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

My shyness has this exception where if someone is as shy as i am or even more, i suddenly develop another personality that's extremely extroverted just to save the other person.

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

It's a dream come true that I get to announce I'm producing a Bloodborne R-Rated Animated Movie with Sony. I can't say much else about it yet but I will pour everything I have into this!

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

having to beg someone to do something with you and then seeing them do it with others willingly is a different kind of hurt

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

Stop venting they gon use it against you later