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Disco pants and haircuts.

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@JJWatt Former hockey player if I ever saw one with the mouth guard hanging out the side of your mouth…old habits…

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.

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@Super70sSports Did you not post this yesterday?

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@sala_mander @pdeethardt Omg I always knew it!!!

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Avast ye, time to raise the Jolly Roger and down some grog for #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay

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@sixpackknaack Absolutely!!!

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Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies.

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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. Too many tsunamis.

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@BrewCrewBall Bob “The Hammer” Hamelin

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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@mass_ave @hwinkler4real *without food coloring…sorry.

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@mass_ave @hwinkler4real I’ve used a lot of them over the years and this is my favorite. Glass and metal, wide opening and comes apart making it very easy to clean. The red glass seems to attract the birds with unnecessary food coloring.

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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After days of excruciating pain, the cobra passed away.

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@ohhyoubetcha @bensonjohnw I’ll take phases heard at the Do Dodge at 6am for $1000 Alex… What is “you want to step outside Santa Claus?”

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@NWSLaCrosse Pea to marble size hail about 10 minutes ago 1 mile south of Sparta

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Happy Birthday #McLovin

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@Roku I would definitely watch Better Call Saul with #RokuUltra

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@UberFacts @pdeethardt seems like an odd fact, eh???

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@pdeethardt Totally agree with you!

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@Roku @joelmchale @Hisense_USA Can’t wait to watch @AskTOH on a new #8KHisenseRokuTV