WilderDuck

A long time ago in galaxy far, far away...

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"Hello, my name is Duck, and my 'blacks' don't match."
'Witch' shoes? Check.
Cool black and gold skirt? Check.
'Dickie's' shirt? Check. But only because the only shirts I have that match the black of my skirt are t-shirts, and I have to go to court, so...

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@DougWahl1 Well...if it fits.
I'm just intimidated by her amazing brow-work...

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Just saw a commercial for TRULY seltzer using 'Situation' (Yazoo) as the music...
*sigh*

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@KJNO816 He looks like an old Cheeto...

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@RoryOCleary Yeah, sure. Except I have a cat. He'd be pretty chill about it, I think. All I lack is the $50,000 for an RV, and someone to drive...

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@nathaliejacoby1 Fuzzy!

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@torxie How does this address the issues in their own districts/ Aren't they supposed to be doing something, and not throwing tantrums? For Hellssakes!

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@Franktheshank88 The 'idiots and assholes' presidency.

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@JohnsonHojo4 Good morning! I'm about to head out for a massage therapy appointment, so I'll get a little pain relief for awhile...

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@KimberlyPitzen @Homeoffree61 See, and that's what I wonder. The female pedos. There's nothing to castrate, as it were.

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@Tonya_Aria @Homeoffree61 Oh, I'm sorry. That's horrible.

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@Homeoffree61 Castration. Same with rapists. Hard to rape again, when you have no dick. I'm not sure about how to handle female pedophiles, though...

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@nathaliejacoby1 Conceptionally-challenged

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@UncleLonny63 And her name is...

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@realTuckFrumper It's a pretty easy concept, Joe.

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@1813Doncarlo When the DJ plays 'Wind Beneath My Wings'.

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@JeffGalvin64 Thus, the Repubelickers, Ladies & Gents.

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@Rhondizzle3 🤣🤣🤣

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@WICKED_Queen12 Haha! Yeah, I totally would. Add a banging sound system and I'd be good...

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@RGRyan777 Ouch! Definitely sounds like a concussion, to me, as a former Nurse.
Take it easy, and go in if you feel not yourself...