Kala...

Benchmark neutral

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

The amount of work required just to be a mid fella is insane

[Kala... @WildMediocre]

Uber imenipea the same pin the last 6 trips. Rada?

[Segera The Don @segera_clinton]

IMPEACH RUTO

JUST REPOST

[Kala... @WildMediocre]

Every time unadhani you've seen the ugliest house in your life, a new contender hutokea.

[The Only Joe @MjengoKE]

I'm trying to understand this house but I really can't get it!!!

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

@KiigenKoech I pray you get diarrhea everytime you get to a traffic jam.

[Kala... @WildMediocre]

Eucalyptus

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Gun to your president's head, Name a wild animal.

[B @Moonesch]

I'm just learning that the Top Gear guys before The Grand Tour couldn't stand getting into Kenya and that's why it was never hosted here

[ibrahimkhanofficial @Sh_Ibrahimkhan]

My beloved brother,

There is a profound irony in Emmanuel Macron rebranding as a “Pan-Africanist” in Nairobi. True Pan-Africanism is about dignity, yet this is the same leader who, in November 2017 at the University of Ouagadougou, publicly humiliated President Kaboré by jokingly telling him to “fix the air conditioning.” You do not get to lecture on “partnership” when your default is colonial condescension and “civilizational” insults regarding African fertility.

2. The Sahel Eviction & Financial Shackles
The reality of May 2026 is that Macron is only in Kenya because he was shown the door elsewhere. Between 2022 and 2024, Mali, Burkina Faso, and Niger evicted French troops (Operation Barkhane) for prioritizing extraction over security. For decades, the CFA Franc system forced African nations to deposit 50% of their reserves in the French Treasury—a colonial tax in a 21st-century wrapper. France did not “withdraw” from the Sahel; it was defeated by the very African agency it claims to support.

3. The Gaza Hypocrisy
While Macron smiles for cameras in Kenya, he has spent months providing diplomatic cover and support for Israel’s actions in Palestine, even as the Global South demands justice and an end to the occupation. You cannot claim to be a friend of the oppressed in Africa while standing on the wrong side of history in Gaza. True Pan-Africanism is rooted in global liberation, not selective morality.

4. Refusing the Propaganda
The 11 new deals signed here—from the Nairobi railway to fiber optics—are not “gifts”; they are a desperate pivot to East Africa after losing the West. We must not be the PR team that clears his image. I would rather support my African brothers in the Sahel who had the courage to kick him out than sit in a chair and validate a leader who views our continent as his backup plan. Africa needs allies, not supervisors.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

No social media platform comes close to Twitter (X)

[Fanatic @Vickthefan]

offlate rate ya watu kutembea wakijiongelesha imekuwa high sana hopefully kila kitu itakuwa poa manze

[Yo,WTF! 🍉🇫🇷 @Kebaso__]

Real. Fixing a tyre, riding a motorbike, fixing a faulty electrical circuit, repairing a broken pipe, current economic trends, knowing why Ruto has to go and many more random stuff.

[Kala... @WildMediocre]

AMKENI BUANA...
They're putting ADS in Whatsapp Statuses. 😮‍💨

[Kala... @WildMediocre]

@_Kigera YKB

[KamtuKaMbao @kampupi]

Vox machina have suffered since season 2 because they didn’t let Percy kill everyone on his list

[𝐊𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐮 @_Kigera]

Avoid transport troubles this long weekend. With a selection of multiple chauffered vans we've got you covered

[Kala... @WildMediocre]

@_Kigera Damn it... sikutag mtu mwenye alifaa kuona hii. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Kala... @WildMediocre]

@Rashousmane I know TWO folks who did. They're brothers actually.

After a month and a half of being called out and roasted, walizitupa. 😂😂

[Ray Jackson @RayJack97010720]

I want this ngga Beheaded on CNN

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

I will stop that microwave at 0:01. Nobody got time for that Hooting and Hollering.