hot person abroad: oh you’re Irish? I love Fontaines!
me, unspeakably horny: why yes. yes i love them actually
1 drink later: …but anyway that’s why they’re connected to a property mafia causing the housing crisis in Dublin
Irish govt acct: we are gifting the nation of Ukraine €1000000000 of Reddit gold
Estonian NAFO account called "Beet and Onion Fella": *photoshopping the Guinness toucans into Shahad drones* You're Days Are Numbered
Why wouldn't he leave Liverpool? Not allowed to play much football, and then sent away to labour for free laying out cones for Three Lions Training Camp, when he should be zipping down a big water slide
🚨 EXCL: Bayern Munich exploring move to sign Rio Ngumoha. 17yo Liverpool winger primary #FCBayern target for left side & aware of pursuit. No contact yet between clubs. #LFC insist not for sale + plan to strengthen attack rather than weaken @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/mYbWdds6Ip