Will Hayward

Sydney / Adelaide

[Will Hayward @Will_Hayward1]

I miss starburst lollies

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The cheddar flavour shapes need more recognition

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@benhaysman Always start top right finish on Mo

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You guys always start in the same spot when you shave your face? I don’t think I’ve ever changed my shaving techez

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My tinea is back

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@TomPapley 1. Peach and cream
2. Green fizzer
3. Blue raspberry zappo
4. Zombie chew (pink)
5. Starburst
6. Fruit chews natural confectionery
7. Skittles
8. Sherbet bomb
9. Nerd rope
10. Red frog

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Guilty as charged….with the stories

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Obviously everyone uses shampoo if there isn’t any body wash left?

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Why are all the good shows on Netflix in another language man fr

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Why do all news reporters put on the same voice?

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@AFLTribunal what’s the precedent for a walls of Jericho on field? Trying to prove a point it would be 6+ weeks for sure?

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Got a bike

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How good is it when someone says thank you at a pedestrian crossing

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If you’re an F1 driver and lose your regular license are you still allowed to compete ?

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Movies must have subtitles

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Sunnies on an airplane 🤮

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Is it possible to fill up an ice tray without dropping water ?

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I have tinea

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Microwaveable meals are so good

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Surely itchy back or what?

[Aidan @GriffoBJ]

Just want someone to look at me the way Nathan Cleary looks at Mary Fowler