Will Rands

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

Tim Minchin wants his joke back

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

@BRYN_BORANGA @jamiehodgson91 Tonty Blair esq this 😂

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@AlasdairGold It’s like he’s not seen Kane play for the last 4 years. That’s what makes Kane incredible

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

@SebSB Don’t know if you’re watching English coverage but Dion Dublin still towing the line “Kane shouldn’t drop deep”. With the back catalogue of incredible passes that Kane has, surely no one should be saying that anymore

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

Dion Dublin doing that tired old line of “Kane should be upfront”. Surely after 3 or 4 years of consistent world class passing this opinion should be binned

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

@gbkr_92 @Leaper81 @l0ujade I mean this negates the point that Henderson said it’s not about the money? The whole point is Henderson bullshits whether it be his rainbow laces causes or the reasons for going to Saudi

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

@jamiehodgson91 One of the thickest things I’ve ever read 😂

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

“Play Son as striker”

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

Can I be really greedy and we get Fati and Johnson - Play Son as a striker

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

Can I be really greedy and we get Fati and Johnson - Play Son as a striker

[Daily Hotspur @Daily_Hotspur]

🚨 JUST IN: Ansu Fati has already chosen his next club: #thfc!

All that's left is for an agreement with FC Barcelona. | @mundodeportivo https://t.co/2eJg6xtFUD

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

I’ve seen Dan Walker’s inability to read rooms first hand but this is an exceptional throwback from him

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

The bile surrounding this post is bonkers 🤯

He’s the deputy chair of the ruling party! The whole point of our ‘People Behind Politics’ series is that we talk to MPs of all persuasions.

The insults & threats on here are saturated in the prejudice the authors claim to detest.

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

@ALeonard29 @SkyCricket I was there when Brook hit a 100 and the atmosphere was electric, so that’s nonsense

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

@cnqaus @OzKitsch 😂😂😂 very good, although I prefer Barmy Army’s version of Waltzing Maltilda 😉

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@jamiehodgson91 @ChandranTheMan 😂😂 Steroids are a crazy drug

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

@HotspurRelated Henry, Drogba and Hazard - read the room fella

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Messi is an Alien

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

@BeardedGenius Still laughing at the Dixie Dean one 😂

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

Imagine Bissouma being the new Dembele
Imagine Maddison roaming around the pitch dictating everything
Imagine Udogie being our best full back in years

What a performance and what a man Ange Postecoglu is 😍😍

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

GET IN THERE!!! 🤍

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

@SebSB Feels very Kane for England, where there’s long periods of him not being involved in much

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Just when you think Twitter couldn’t sink any further

[John Sweeney @johnsweeneyroar]

This piece by a statistician sets out the evidence that Lucy Letby may well be the victim of a miscarriage of justice, that the Crown has taken a cluster of accidental and natural deaths and pointed the finger at Letby. There is no compelling evidence of a single murder.

The law, sometimes, gets it wrong.

https://t.co/7KbTJsUr7G

[Will Rands @will_iamR]

@NathLyon421 How did the match finish Nathan?