Will Most

always doing this bit of being painfully earnest/ contributor at da Onion

[Will Most @Will_Most]

Leaving this shithole and you should too. Can’t stand the idea of making a penny more for that evil, fascist, dog-whistling dipshit.

If you can’t stand the idea of living without something like this, I’d encourage Bluesky. I’m there at
https://t.co/ddcknbudMj

[Will Most @Will_Most]

@goldfishlover69 Subway juice

[Will Most @Will_Most]

Finally- Subway Juice

[Will Most @Will_Most]

Reading a romance novel during the commercials of a football game.

Containing multitudes is hard work but I never stop grinding!!!

[Will Most @Will_Most]

@horny_main What is it? Did her dad John Carpenter direct it or something?

[Will Most @Will_Most]

@dickportillos @horny_main 🙄

[Will Most @Will_Most]

Killing a living, breathing man because I drove too close to the construction worker in a high vis fest to shout “BRAT SUMMER!”

[Will Most @Will_Most]

Walking around the photography gallery at the museum pointing to pictures shouting "this goes hard" this also goes hard" "this might go harder than anything here"

[Will Most @Will_Most]

The woke left has infected the Blue Man Group. I spent $60 dollars expecting to see them drumming like crazy and pulling hijinks? Instead? You guessed it.. they were up there suckin and fuckin each other’s blue butts and balls

[Will Most @Will_Most]

@EvanBoydSTATS I would die for iced cuppy

[Lockne (left 4 bluesky) @frog_user]

Hello long time no see! I am currently fundraising for my upcoming surgery and would appreciate any support. Whether it's through donations or sharing the link below it will go a long way in helping me. Thank you and love y'all!
https://t.co/qVxdLT8WZx

[Will Most @Will_Most]

Getting medically sedated at the spa because I’m twiddling my toes to much during the pedicure

[Will Most @Will_Most]

@HelloCullen You are going to be in awe of the way this movie ends

[Will Most @Will_Most]

Me (Pointing to a bubble, screaming at a group of children): Anyone else getting major SpongeBob vibes from this?

[Will Most @Will_Most]

@BillSimmons What about this one

https://t.co/a6vY6yHPYo

[Mike @mhc_76]

oh my fucking god

[Will Most @Will_Most]

Uh yeah…artists are done for

[Will Most @Will_Most]

@EmployersBegone Officials for Tonight: Tony Brothers, Gobble Brothers

[Will Most @Will_Most]

Your honor… in my defense, I was in playoff mode