Bill Murphy

Today, smoking is going to save lives

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

Hey inflation, can you please bring back $10 lunches? Thank you.

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

@benbroderick56 Well said

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

Green by a billion @BarstoolMSU

[Barstool Spartans @BarstoolMSU]

WAKE UP SPARTANS ITS OFFICIALLY GAME DAY GO GREEN ‼️‼️‼️

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

Some people like cock and ball torture, I just root for the Miami Marlins. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

My dog keeps ripping ass please send help

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

Ladies & Gentlemen, Masters week has begun.

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

The players & the Big Ten Tournament? It’s like the weekend wants me to drink

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

Dolphins > Patriots, it’s just fact at this point

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

Little brother? More like Dad

[dunkey @vgdunkey]

one of the worst inventions of all time

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

New Bob Ross documentary = very sad.

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

I bought a house on international beer day, it’s almost too perfect really

[Jon @JonAtTheBar]

NCAA athletes waking up today

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

@Marlins why the hell is a pitcher batting 3rd right now?

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

@GorlokSports @WebsterBaseball @CctfWebster @WebsterUNews What about the guy who just won a national championship? For the first time in school history? What about him?

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

Finding out how the Marlins just lost 🥲

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

The big ten looks omega bad right now

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

@JoseCanseco Scumbag, total Scumbag

[Bill Murphy @Will_Murphy69]

@JoseCanseco scumbag