will Espana

forgot I had this for like 4 fucking years

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Just because we’re social distancing in person doesn’t mean you’ve to do it with your car. Speed up or move over

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I feel like I’m internet explorer using twitter. Slow as fuck and crashed twice trying to open it up.

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@faythesuzanne

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@faythesuzanne I’m fucking dead ☠️

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I was told that my “me smell” is old sweat? Cigarette smoke and old cologne. Even though my uniforms are ALWAYS WASHED AND ALWAYS CLWAN

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Why is it every time I leave an Ed center on any post. I feel dumber than when I went in?

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@leslayy_ann But is it wrong :)

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@letssgetwonky @Kitty_Kat26634 I also want you to know. When slander got quiet before the last song. I screamed HAS ANYONE SEEN MY IPHONE because I thought the show was over.

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@letssgetwonky Facts

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@letssgetwonky @Kitty_Kat26634 MY PHONE FELL OUT IN THE MOSH RIGHT BEFORE THE SONG AND I COULDNT RECORD IT. ☠️☠️☠️☠️

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@soul_shorty Good thing it’s Monday and a new week now :)

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No. Fuck the bar. God my head hurts.

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The whiz palace is amazing. Duck I if you doubted Leslie would win

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So. Whose down to talk about mh isuues. Because I can’t talk about this shit at the bar rn

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Crown and coke slaps different

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Oooooo bars. I forgot how fun/not fun they are 😇🤪

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@cypriannaa 99.99999999% I’m on of those ppl
But also how does that mean anything

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Nothing like going to dental and feeling more self conscious about your teeth and smile afterwards

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Guy Fieri, I am. For America’s greatest Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives I look.

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@faythesuzanne Felt that. Oof