Will Burton

This is Will's Twitter debut. His recent Internet credits include: Facebook (Will Burton), UofM Email Account (jwburton), and Youtube (Beastaburton). AEA member

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

@WSJ @WSJopinion @MickMulvaney 😂 there is literally ZERO evidence to support this assertion

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

@SimardJennifer Trumps will be burned for COVID concerns, but protocol is they are donated to theaters as Equity cots.

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

@SimardJennifer Never has there been a more apt metaphor. You are a poet.

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

It feels like Christmas Eve, but we’re not sure if Christmas will come tomorrow, a week from now, or NEVER AGAIN. #vote #voteblue #VoteHimOut

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

@GOP @realDonaldTrump By calling them suckers and losers.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

12 days until Trump’s fired for the first time in his life.

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

What was on the news before Trump and Covid? I... I can’t remember. 9/11?

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

The fly now has covid.

#Debates2020

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

That fly knows where the garbage is. #VPDebate

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

There are no #undecidedvoters, only voters who are too embarrassed to admit they’re voting for a racist blowhard. #VoteHimOut

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

I wouldn’t trust Donald Tr*mp to take care of my plants. All he would do is lie to them and call them names. And they deserve better.

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

@alfal99 Fucking GET IT, Al. Proud of you my friend.

[NPR @NPR]

Missouri Gov. Mike Parson, who often appears at functions maskless and has said that "you don't need government to tell you to wear a dang mask," has tested positive for the coronavirus. His wife Teresa has, too.
https://t.co/sAv8af54gL

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

@SenatorRomney @jaketapper Say it with me! "REPUBLICAN SENATORS REPRESENT A MINORITY OF AMERICANS!"

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

@Zendaya
Tie-dying is a meditation for me. I'm a Zendaya.
I write about my mindset in my. Zendaya-ry.
When I meditate after eating gluten. Zendaya-rhea.
All of Des Moines becomes enlightened. Zendaya-wa.

Congrats on the Emmy!

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

“I will pay you a million dollars if La La Land does not win Best Picture. You can use my own words against me.”
-also @LindseyGrahamSC

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends @FoxNews @Trevornoah @StephenAtHome @jimmykimmel @jimmyfallon SoooOoOoOo looking forward to it! #jokesonjokesonjokesonjokes

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

Happy Easter from @jc10burton and her brother, a circle. #happyeaster #circleface #butterball https://t.co/IeYwx673cA

[Haley Fish @Oh_HayFish]

“It’s funny because you still look beautiful even though you look like Benjamin Franklin” —

@willburtonUM on my low ponytail ❤️

[Will Burton @willburtonUM]

@msalicenutting I loved it so much. If I wasn’t broke I’d see it in the theater again. But as I am, I think I’ll just watch my Jojo Rabbit screener over and over.