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[w @WillCecere]

@elonmusk can you buy @BlackBerry and let me run the company to bring back keyboard phones? We need this I will sell you my soul.

[w @WillCecere]

@MrBeast Come to hooks in seaside n grab a beer my guy

[w @WillCecere]

@elonmusk If ur really not one you'd send me a cybertruck 👀

[w @WillCecere]

@elonmusk Bro just get us no tax on tips another 10k owed is gonna hurt my guy 🫠

[jame @kloogans]

cant believe this was his last post

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

When I’m drunk and realize there is a TouchTunes.

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

when you realize you took an edible before doing something serious

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

when you’re just a lowkey chill guy BUT TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I FALL FOR YOU

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

He’s not gonna be walking normal for weeks

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

[PEGEE @VH1PNUT___]

SUCKIN TITTIES CURES DEPRESSION

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When you promised her at least 3 rounds but she’s about to make you buss with just a sloppy

[w @WillCecere]

Perfect Jax Thursday weather 😪

[w @WillCecere]

Done with this fuckin guy

[Metsmerized Online @Metsmerized]

Eduardo Escobar is now 4-for-37 (.108) to start the season.

[w @WillCecere]

Painful to watch this team

[Anthony DiComo @AnthonyDiComo]

The Mets put their first two men on base in the second inning, but Daniel Vogelbach and Eduardo Escobar struck out without advancing the runners, and Tomás Nido grounded out to end the threat.

At the home opener, the boo birds are already chirping.

Mets 0, Marlins 0 after two.

[Pickle @picklesounds]

DUDE….

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

Pan of loosies, peak hospitality