Will Feldmeier

[Will Feldmeier @WILLdoesntCare]

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Abuelita

[Will Feldmeier @WILLdoesntCare]

Just ate a slice of pizza and smoked a cigarette in the Whole Foods parking lot. Things are looking up

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey did you get my message? i sent the bottle out to sea months ago

[Will Feldmeier @WILLdoesntCare]

@jenkem_chef I’ve thought about spending all my free time just yeetin’ kickoffs and PATs

[Will Feldmeier @WILLdoesntCare]

@Dan_Charp Insane behavior

[brandon @BR0IG]

this is what it feels like when i recognize where i am and turn google maps off

[Will Feldmeier @WILLdoesntCare]

@Dan_Charp Typical!!

[Will Feldmeier @WILLdoesntCare]

I will never string out my string cheese, as a man

[Will Feldmeier @WILLdoesntCare]

@mcgroovern Tiny bites of course! I’m not a monster

[Will Feldmeier @WILLdoesntCare]

Just juggled a soccer ball 100 times in front of cheering Freshman in high school. Never felt such a high

[llbll @BIH_WEE]

ITS POOP NIGHT IN BASEBALL!!!!

[Will Feldmeier @WILLdoesntCare]

Not a chance Biden wasn’t a stoner back in the day

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

Biden gets distracted by a dog: "That's some hot ground, man!"

[Lucy Dearlove @dearlucy]

Saw this yesterday

[Will Feldmeier @WILLdoesntCare]

TSR Time walked so Kris Lindahl could run

[Will Feldmeier @WILLdoesntCare]

@Dan_Charp Nothing to see here

[Will Feldmeier @WILLdoesntCare]

Nothing hits like that post-therapy nicotine.

[Will Feldmeier @WILLdoesntCare]

@jenkem_chef Remember my first round Frank Gore pick in 2017? Stunner.

[Will Feldmeier @WILLdoesntCare]

@CairoLauren @bizinessbitch Read @ 10:53 AM