Will Grayson

Staying hydrated and using my left hand more for stuff like picking up basic household items.

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@christhebarker @MisterWilliams You needed an amusing caption. Then you'd probably have got more credit.

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@chrissyteigen Are we celebrating censorship? How liberal

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@GaryLineker Shame he's not a former footballer with a high opinion of himself or he'd have handled this so much better

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@SadiqKhan Where did outhwaites comment go....did Richard get to see the kids?

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@hucks6dh6 I loved his creepy character in donnie darko.

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@laurenybonner Oh no, how tragic for all involved

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Remember when chavs wore those adidas tracksuit bottoms with the buttons on the side. I bet they're all male strippers now.

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Pushing the button in the lift before your kid can is the most dad thing ever

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@StephenKing Oh no. Just oh no. U ok hun

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2020 feels like a slapstick version of 2020

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I've been asking people if they're down with OPP. If they don't respond 'yeah, you know me' then I don't like them. 90s hip hop decides all.

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@Jimmypisfunny I just hope Dean Windass is mentioned, is he? Possible with cup games....

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@Jimmypisfunny My-yo itsa great to put a face to the name

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It's not possible to lend a good mate a tenner without saying 'I know where you live'.

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@WhismanSucks I used to read books before smartphones. I used to know stuff!

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I just got Deep Heat on my lips and it's as awful as it sounds. Like I just ate a tub vapour rub ffs

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@WhismanSucks Depression can be good. No better feeling than when you emerge from it

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I love it when a couple of retired blokes bump into each other at a shopping centre. One of them always says something funny.

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Do your bit to enforce social change by arguing with internet strangers on social media

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@GaryLineker Another playground style thread. Classic lineker and that's not a compliment