Never forget the horror of 1522, when I sat upon the ship’s mast and listened to my fellow French pirates scream as the jaguar escaped. We could never have predicted the true beast that had been hiding within the cargo hold of that Spanish ship.
I had to take a leave of absence at work. We haven’t talked for 2 days now, and it just hurts a lot. We’ve been friends for more than a decade. I can’t believe this is how it ends.