will (hummus)

japanese american by birth but southern by the GRACE OF GOD!!! Don’t get it twisted tho over here we are #日系アメリカ人 #coyg

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the cost of procrastination is the life you could have lived

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Joshua Van is 24? Damn

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This is the Arsenal physical security squad

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Today's winning team 🤩

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@OPULENCEXDIVINE Destin is the world

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@FoxfireVariant @AriWasserman WRONG

[Speedy HQ @IShowSpeedHQ]

🚨| WATCH: Speed is SHOCKED after seeing a player with only 35 PACE during his EA FC 27 pack opening, only to find out it was HARRY MAGUIRE 😭💀

“THE GOAT… Harry Maguire, he’s the GOAT! He tracks down his opponents”

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@___fr0g @weartv

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@Arsenal Arsenal just dropped the purple Gyok on my timeline

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@hongebob Hey man long time no see! I haven’t talked to you since you greened out at the government weed and generative AI party. I hope all is well with you.

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THEY JUST TOOK MY LAST VITAMINWATER!!! RIGHT HERE FROM MY FRIDGE!!! IM SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY VITAMINWATER!!

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

he looks like he sells exotic reptiles illegally in Pensacola

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@bigcontentguy Tweet so specific I had to retweet it

[nia @loserdykecore]

this might be my favorite south park tweet ever

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@wo4hem Fire af underwear

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Showing a funny video to my coworkers on my phone

Poorly timed MeUndies promotional email:

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NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE HAPPENED ONE YEAR AGO TODAY. CARRY ON EVERYONE.

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@___fr0g Drinking the pickle potion til my little helper starts workin

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I’m crying bro arsenal are going to squish these Napoli dorks #UCL