William Peñaranda

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

if green onions were a woman she would be so beautiful

[taoki @justalexoki]

Paul kind of cooked here

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[— @graveair]

Women forgive many sins but rarely forgive a lack of vitality.

[Ibai @IbaiLlanos]

Voy a volver a jugar al Dofus. Llevo unos días con ganas de viciar como un mamón. Cualquier consejo que tengáis os leo por aquí. Creo que le daré en directo algún día de esta semana.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Casino Royale is so fucking good

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[🤠 @iluvbvnny]

imagine lying on her tummy after a long day and she is wrapping her arms around you tightly and it is warm and cozy and she gives you a kiss on your forehead as you doze into sleep

[Angélica Silva @AngelicaSilVel]

Mientras uno viva en Colombia debe tomar jugo de lulo lo más que pueda.

[Søren Kierkegaard Club @Kierkegaarddd]

“To cheat oneself out of love is the most terrible deception; it is an eternal loss for which there is no reparation, either in time or in eternity.”

[Love Day @alovemeyou]

love language

[emo @emolian0]

todos tenemos una mala historia con un smirnorff de tamarindo

[Tetamina @oximoro_n]

Todas las cosas que he hecho en la vida para no sentirme como Sísifo me han llevado a sentirme como Sísifo

[adriana arina @hotgirl420_]

I made a meme

[Oz Katerji @OzKaterji]

Entire Day: Wasted. ❌
Household Chores: Unfinished. ❌
Other responsibilities: Ignored. ❌
Situation: Monitored. ✅

[Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team @AstonMartinF1]

The Adrian Newey designed AMR26 breaks cover.

By design.

#AMR26