When I worked at Zumiez in college, there was a few days when all the high commission-earning employees went to a corporate event, leaving me "n charge - someone stole the free-to-use Xbox from the store during this time period; management was suspicious I was an "inside man"
For there to be an “American Homer” the answer would have to be immediately obvious to everyone, to such a degree that doubting it would immediately mark you as an eccentric. E.g the Italian Homer is Dante. So that this is even a question shows there isn’t one.
I hate how gullible I am in my dreams. Someone is like "bro remember, you're the prince of frosting mountain?" And I'm like I forgot yeah of course I am, I'm such a fucking idiot
@CrownedAnarchie I think people just aren't paying attention. These little joys happen all the time. You can make a moment out of anything if you're present for it.
Large group travel: IF WE DONT LEAVE THE HOSTEL BY 10:00 IM LIGHTING MYSELF ON FIRE AHHHHH
Small group travel: guys check out my beer mustache aha :)
Solo travel: I am the wretched refuse of the earth, cursed forever to wander with the mark of Cain blazing on my forehead