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Been a blue before we won the big ears in 2010. super frankie lampard. UP THE CHELS.

[EXPRESSIONS OOZING @ExpressionsOOZ]

Oliver Skipp just turned Matuidi into Bakyoko in 4 minuites 🤣🤣🤣what a guy #totjuv

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@morriskid owite Jody sign AOUAR now

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@morriskid You enjoy being a nonce?

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@benspurs21 Tottnum are dogwank. #upthechels

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@SophieRoseUTC @UKCentrefolds @AlonsoOut @AzpiOut wouldn’t mind a swim with old sophe

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@TroopzAFC speak English properly or get out of the country. Simple. Fuck Arsenal. #upthechels

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@AlonsoOut @morriskid stay away from me kids u fuckin nonce

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Enjoyin a day in with me kids barry and declan.

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@AzpiOut Course geez. What’s mine is urs to.

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Every sucsesful man has a strong backbone. Meet me missus Ashley. She’s 14 but I’m not a nonce because she’ll be 18 in 2 years

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@Mateo_Kova23 I’d drag me sack through broken glass to sniff your missus toilet seat. #haveit

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@morriskid unblock me mate @AzpiOut you fukin nonce

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@SophieRoseUTC @UKCentrefolds @girlsoho Nice set of knockers. ‘Ave me kids sophe. Up the chels and up urs too.

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@AzpiOut yes and with lovely fans like @SophieRoseUTC gettin behind the kid we can win the big ears for the second time

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@AzpiOut Super Frank will bring em days back #RudigerandKanteOut

[Premier League @premierleague]

2⃣5⃣4⃣ appearances
1⃣0⃣4⃣ goals
5⃣4⃣ assists
4⃣ #PL titles
1⃣ 🔵 legend

@didierdrogba signed for @ChelseaFC #OnThisDay in 2004

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@AzpiOut Ever since we weakened immigration laws . Them spanish ones came in and changed up the beautiful game. Don’t want me kids seein pussy monkeys like zaha divin around

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@ExpressionsOOZ Calm down son. It’s just a bit of pre season fun

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Before any of yous lot try callin me a racist. I ‘ave a pet black person at ‘ome who does all me washin up. Try again ‘aters. #keepemoffthemetro

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@VictorMoses so good to not see you wearing the famous CHELS blue. Rot in hell you hyena.