El Conquistador 🇺🇦

Engineer, musician, father, solutions provider, cult leader.

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@OrwellNGoode Could you imagine rushing a pirate fraternity?!?

ALL BUCKLES MUST BE SWASHED!!!

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@NoContextBrits Seems like a lot of work for something so bland.

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@HopsAndBrews My wife tried a juice cleanse once.

once.

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@tyleroakley @FatherRedMcgee My wife just explained this to me

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@theGeaze @mass_ave It’s how you knew when the DJ had to take a shit. When Iron Butterfly comes on, you got some time.

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17 billion snake lives will end today on snake planet. #adultswim #rickandmorty

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@PlanetOfMemes If you child-proof the house, the gates become an isolation tool

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@RiggsBigg @timeproofgames Loved this game!! Had all the downloads. I miss it.

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@GuitarStuffAndy Ethereal level unlocked

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@GuitarStuffAndy @Fender Many guitar companies allow their celebrity endorsers to play ghost built guitars. The industry's worst-kept secret is that the iconic "Fender" or "Gibson" you see on a stadium stage is often a custom build by independent master luthiers with the brand logo for marketing.

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@Rainmaker1973 explains déjà vu

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@Nerdcognito smells like someone lit a skunk on fire

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@klara_sjo resume generating event

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@DailyLoud

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@JacobsVegasLife I just want to go to the bathroom

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@Rainmaker1973

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@AMAZlNGNATURE I could binge a couple seasons of cat & turtle

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@GlobalChannel24 So…that’s the hat he chose for this operation. He literally left his house after deciding today is the day to jump the fence while wearing this hat. The yellow pikachu hat.

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@memechaotic Push

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@Matt_Pinner JaSon