Bill Blurr

Spotted lanternfly mass murderer. Antisocial extrovert. Penske material. Fun at weddings. PROcrastinator. Touchtunes DJ extraordinaire. jawn/jawn

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Investment accounts owned by President Trump engaged in more than 300 previously undisclosed stock purchases on April 8, 2025, one day before his surprise announcement that he would pause a number of his tariffs, his financial disclosure report says. https://t.co/WqQb7csmVS

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Republican Rep. Kean voted against 40 hours of paid medical leave for workers, then took 4 months paid leave himself.

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

It is fucking crazy how right-wing this country has become in the last 15 years. The Democrats have to run the most reasonable normie to ever live so they can win a swing district by 3 points against a wife-beating Christian Nationalist who got rich scamming nursing home residents and thinks black people look like that because Satan left them in the stove too long

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Just what everyone definitely wants. Not knowing how much they’re going to pay for something.

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: President Trump has earned more than $1 billion from his cryptocurrency ventures, according to his personal financial disclosure released on Tuesday.
https://t.co/2jYuwKq04o

[Bill Blurr @WilliestWilly]

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[💭 @daemonthinker]

Rhaenyra: "I'm tired"

Daemon: "okay but lemme speak to you about our lord and saviour Daenerys Targaryen"

[Bill Blurr @WilliestWilly]

Jfc

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: What are your plans for the housing bill?

TRUMP: I don't know. I think it's so unimportant when compared to the SAVE America Act. It's very bipartisan. That means the Democrats like it.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Ford rehires more than 300 veteran human engineers after it says AI failed to deliver the same level of expertise.

[Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo]

“ALS has changed what my body can do but it hasn’t changed who I am.”

Chris Johnson is as courageous as he was fast on the football field. This is tough news but all the admiration for Johnson after watching this piece from @GMA.

[Bill Blurr @WilliestWilly]

Wouldn't affect me, but I know a few guys.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Major League Baseball Players Association wants to pursue a ban on all MLB-related prop bets, aiming to combat harassment from disgruntled gamblers, a source told ESPN. Story about its proposal Thursday to MLB, free and unlocked, with @DavidPurdum: https://t.co/DPHwqq1MIn

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

We'll get our revenge during Thanksgiving

[Bill Blurr @WilliestWilly]

I need answers tho

[A M Y 🔮✌🏾 @bookchicgeeks]

And WTF was that????
#HOTD #HouseoftheDragon #DemDragons

[Bill Blurr @WilliestWilly]

Edward Norton out here talking to himself again apparently 🙄

[Bill Blurr @WilliestWilly]

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[Drew @DR3Wheels]

Final boss for the all the Scots who are putting traffic cones on the heads of American statues

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Yesterday the White House touted the bill Trump now refuses to sign as "one of the most significant pieces of housing affordability legislation in American history."

[Hamed Aleaziz @Haleaziz]

NEW: In the coming weeks, the US plans to provide a welcome gift to white South Africans.

They will get an Android tablet, an American flag. They will also receive a packet of literature that provides a sanitized, Trump-approved view of American and South African history.

[Bill Blurr @WilliestWilly]

@asalciunas975 @ConnorThomas975 @JonesyAustin25 @AndrewDiCecco George likes his chicken spicy

[Bill Blurr @WilliestWilly]

Fuckin kerkering

[Bill Blurr @WilliestWilly]

Man. The game's done changed.

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

The king of fast food has officially been dethroned.

For the first time in more than a decade, Chick-fil-A is no longer the top-rated quick-service restaurant, according to the American Customer Satisfaction Index, or ACSI, which rates eateries based on thousands of customer surveys reflecting on recent experiences with major chains.

After an 11-year run, results from 16,464 respondents knocked the chicken chain from its coveted spot in favor of sandwich shop Jersey Mike's, which was commended for its freshness, food variety and value.

Read more at: https://t.co/Lp3YjsjLCd

[Kenneth P. Vogel @kenvogel]

SCOOP from @By_CJewett & me:

Markwayne Mullin urged @HHSGov to remove warnings from the @US_FDA website about the health risks of the gas station drug kratom.

Mullin owns equity in a leading kratom company called Botanic Tonics that could have benefited. https://t.co/rzkImei3VI