Willie WonKa

[Willie WonKa @WillieWonKa69]

The dishwasher is making a strange noise. Probably because she's outside shoveling the driveway. http://t.co/4PxezDS4

[Willie WonKa @WillieWonKa69]

Yahoo answers is my primary care physician http://t.co/knncD9jc

[Willie WonKa @WillieWonKa69]

http://t.co/UedZjAWB Whichever part of my body is responsible for burning fat needs to stop procrastinating.

[Willie WonKa @WillieWonKa69]

In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word. http://t.co/ZupvMcP5

[Willie WonKa @WillieWonKa69]

Went into an "Adult Bookstore" looking for books on time shares and Roth accounts. Sold out I guess. http://t.co/7MBFLgue

[Willie WonKa @WillieWonKa69]

http://t.co/MYKqcmbz Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

[Willie WonKa @WillieWonKa69]

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Get slim by summer starting TODAY with Raspberry Ketone! http://t.co/8dz9D0IR

[Willie WonKa @WillieWonKa69]

I think I speak for the majority of mute people when I don't say anything at all. http://t.co/0WO4Admx

[Willie WonKa @WillieWonKa69]

Share Raspberry Ketones with all your friends and let them know how you lose weight http://t.co/OmZfOqPw

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Raspberry Ketones is all the new craze!! http://t.co/p83LTlqE

[Willie WonKa @WillieWonKa69]

http://t.co/hsBZVTG6 The first rule of Yacht Club is you need a membership and a boat.

[Willie WonKa @WillieWonKa69]

Fill in the blank: "I will lose ____ lbs this week!!!" http://t.co/r9pHeGQD

[Willie WonKa @WillieWonKa69]

Cup of joe #coffee #earlybird #morning #energy #fuckwork http://t.co/tFlRZvy6

[Willie WonKa @WillieWonKa69]

Workin . 7 ta 3 . Can't wait 2 get out