Will Jones

Punishment for honesty is what makes us lie...

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

#MercedesBenz #WIP #Triumph #Tuckedaway

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@British_Airways any reason why I can only speak to the team that resolve out of pocket expenses via a form. You have settled my claim “in full” but it isn’t matching my credit card statements. Chat and telephone agents can’t help #pisspoorcustomerservice

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@woodbabeee @Tafftastic

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

Just opened up @BBCSport which I very rarely do these days and spot my old mate @mj_disabledgolf staring back at me, must be a sign…good luck for the tournament 👍🏻

[Great Days Golf @greatdaysgolf]

@mj_disabledgolf doing his thing! 👏⛳️

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@ChrisNowinski1 @danawhite @TBSNetwork When “Who can survive a stabbing” is created, please ensure a proportion of the profits are paid to its creator @ChrisNowinski1 😂

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

It���s now got to the point that @CadburyUK are having to sell ‘bars’ that are 37.3G. Weighing chocolate out like a crack dealer these cowboys. Round it up to 40g you tight cunts, that’s 1.4oz in old money. 😂

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@bt_uk are you going to be putting all of the UFC main events like last nights #UFC280 on PPV?

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

Mrs just told me that @BBCNews have a “heatwave special” on the new tonight, it was only 26 degrees in my area today so hardly worth writing home about….

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@Jockman2021 @BBCNews About anything political these days, the whole building is a circus and a complete laughing stock.

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@BBCNews Didn’t notice 🙄

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@BBCNews Makes you hot, pointless story and headline really

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@SWPSwansea I can imagine top of the agenda for the “new owners” was how can we stop any wankers who are not buying food or drinks in our establishment using the car park. Sounds like a boring meeting that.

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@RonnieStidolph @BBCNews Got more chance of shagging the queen

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@WalesOnline Use any other means of transport for the time of the strike, problem solved.

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@BBCNews I know, let’s help everyone who wants/needs to get on the property ladder…we can fuck them then in in a few years then, especially when they come to remortgage. I actually can’t wait for the crash personally 👀

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@sportbible @BorisJohnson didn’t have to use his penis pump when he announced this one #greasyfuck

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

Huge game for #wales in the #6nations2022 tonight however #chelsea #news tops it on @SkySports says it all…and that we all really know what the superior game really is

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@samjones0604 You loaded it in yet?!

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@PapaJohnsUK No problem, thanks for the standard response and no resolution….

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@PapaJohnsUK any reason I have to call the local shop to make a complaint?

[Will Jones @WillJones15]

@SWPSwansea @MX_LPI It’s when stuff gets pinched and not much isn’t done is the problem and “not good”