Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦

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[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

Just in case we need to ditch this place... https://t.co/I4XC4bPsMy

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

First of the month and a good time to take stock of the polling landscape, especially with pollsters asking how people would vote with Andy Burnham as Labour Leader... https://t.co/fgsHoqqL1V

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

And that's the end of another #UEFA men's club football season, in which 50% of all the penalty shootouts in the Champions League were won by Kairat Almaty. Luckily for PSG, they were playing Arsenal instead... It's Co-efficient Corner time. https://t.co/R90UF9vhrA

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Congratulations to Crystal Palace - with their win, let's check in on the state of play for the #UEFA rankings and Access List... And can PSG stop a Full English on Saturday? https://t.co/gP1NShiJM2

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

Time for a quick post #UEFA Europa League Co-efficient Corner in the wake of Aston Villa's win, and what needs to happen for England to get six Champions League spots... https://t.co/VYGeQ6C0ET

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

@HatScarfShirt I mean, I'm convinced Streeting is a walking, talking inflatable man, so all Starmer needs is a sharp needle, and POP! Problem solved.

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

A quick canter through the results from this week's elections: https://t.co/D9MrxDwAsl

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

@BNHWalker Even Chorley CLP must have got out-doorknocked here: Olga Cash was the Greens' Target to Win candidate in Chorley and it wouldn't surprise me if they put the vast majority of their local resources into getting her elected.

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

We interrupt the ongoing Election Night geekery to bring you #UEFA geekery. It's a Co-efficient Corner, as England manage a team in every final, and Spain bag a fifth Champions League spot. https://t.co/oMH3Fo9MTm

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Well, that was one busy Day in Polling as we brace ourselves for tomorrow... https://t.co/6yjSHdxOF0

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

Time for a quick Day in Polling as the big day looms... https://t.co/60MxPhgqUq

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

Another busy Week in Polling - and more to come until we get to The Only Polls That Matter!™️ https://t.co/OIeX6BMavq

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

Twelve teams, six matches, and it's advantage Spain in the race for a European Performance Spot - it's Co-efficient Corner. https://t.co/m7kZ8JJP6h

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

As we hurtle towards polling day, this was a less apocalyptic post for Labour than I was assuming I'd draft, in the Week in Polling. https://t.co/XHUCI445wI

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

Time for a Week in Polling - based largely on fieldwork carried out before the latest chapter in the Mandelson saga. It wasn't looking that bad for Labour, so this is a good baseline for comparison ahead of the polling to be published in the next few days. https://t.co/WmDR189bix

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

I'm tuning in for Starmer's statement - I'm not expecting him to say much we haven't already heard, and I'm certain we won't hear any surprises from the Opposition, but I'm curious to see how Labour backbenchers respond.

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

15 matches left, 12 teams still in #UEFA men's club competitions after the quarter finals wrap up... It's a Co-efficient Corner. https://t.co/Q2prIkbbua

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

It's Monday, it's less than a month until Polling Day, it's a Week in Polling. https://t.co/jgn0Y1GNAr

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

@Parody_PM @SteveBU2B I wonder if June from Wigan is the June who just happened to sign their candidate's nomination papers in Wigan Central?

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[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

With another week of #UEFA men's club football wrapped up, let's see who's up and who's down... it's Co-efficient Corner. https://t.co/xg9kYWoJ8I

[Will Patterson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @WillJPatterson]

Fancy some Bank Holiday reading on the state of the opinion polls, and likely winners and losers in the Scottish Parliament election next month? Sure you do! It's a Week in Polling. https://t.co/uSYspuSgZ3