Cj Kyle

Excuse me whilst I eat this cupcake.

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@MaryJoPehl @k2thapizzle Thank you so much for being a part of it!

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@MurderSmall All is right with the world now. ❤️

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@MurderSmall How do you not have merch that says "I'm good now"? Lol

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Someone mentioned the Chargers so I immediately popped up the San Diego Super Chargers disco hit theme song and I think everyone is mad I got it stuck in their heads. @CrimeInSports help.

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I still haven't forgiven @RiffTrax for Norman.

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Stare into the abyss...
🖤🖤🖤
#tinyepicpirates

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@MurderSmall I worked at the prison this lady was in (not when she was there). They still let the "lifers" have there family come in on their birthday. They actually do way more than required to keep people in touch with family. Repeat offender numbers are way less than other prisons.

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@MurderSmall @loopedlive I picked out Bachelorette #1 for my single friend... I'm preparing him for some serious thug life.

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@michaelianblack "But does it have synergy with ALL our corporate subsidiaries? You're outta your mind, Phil."

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@CrimeInSports #95 Rudy Poeschek: HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH THE POT PIE. This is the internet! You can't say something I disagree with! A curse upon your houses!

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@roselharding I've been given apound of it for Christmas before. It's... better than some? I guess?

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@RiffTrax Good luck... it's all Torgo Theme all the time up in here. Oh no... no no no brain do not mix them together. AHHHHH you bastards!

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@WhismanSucks @CrimeInSports I just got to #74 Eugene Zumhofe and I'm 😂 at "farmers-tan dick". I grew up on a farm so I can't even tell you the torrent of wrong images flowing through my mind. 🚜 🍆

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@MurderSmall Thanks for making me the weirdo at work AGAIN... kept singing "no body, no crime" all day. You bastards.

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@RiffTrax "... then I punched Mr.Nolte on the chin and told him I'll kill'em if he ever even LOOKED at my recycling again."

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@altonbrown I think maybe he just forgot to put the toilet seat down AGAIN.

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@Gamelyn_Games It's hot outside... thought making snowflakes might help. Does it help?
#TEDinosaurs

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@RiffTrax Constipated.

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@RiffTrax YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

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@MaryJoPehl I refuse to know the context of this.