Hey Malosi, just spoke with God. He’s decided to smite you after you swore to him over a slope cheating controversy at the Internet Invitational.
Would you like to appeal God’s ruling?
With all due respect my brother, that is ridiculous. D-Wade and Chris Bosh (Miami), Kyrie and Kevin Love (Cleveland) and Anthony Davis (Lakers). WTH is the matter with you? You know basketball. You’re a 6-time champion. How can you utter such Blasphemy?
Top 5 best feelings excluding sex (which I’ve heard is great):
1. Your team winning a big game
2. First beer on vacation
3. Getting into bed after long day
4. Waking up to realize you have hours until alarm goes off
5. Backyard pee after having a few
Trust in the Lord with all your heart
and lean not on your own understanding;
in all your ways submit to him,and he will make your paths straight
Proverbs 3:5-6
1000% CONFIDENT AND COMMITTED‼️❤️🌲