wow I'm genuinely shocked SNL was allowed to say this during their annual "joke swap" bit on Weekend Update
Michael Che reading what Colin Jost wrote for him: "The movie 'Michael' won the box office again this weekend, and since a few members of the Jackson family are actually in the audience tonight I wanted to take a minute to tell everybody what I really think. Michael Jackson did nothing wrong! He was right to molest all those kids! And they were lucky. I would have paid him to do it. And I did! That's right. When I was 10 years old Michael Jackson molested ME, and the only thing it gave me was a fetish for middle-aged white women."
Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.
One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??
The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.
Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!
Not planning on watching today’s match, obviously.
I continue to confidently stand by my reporting and the work of my great editors and fact-checkers on those stories.
Thinking of everyone who remains affected by the issue of domestic violence and who also can’t watch today.
Alexander Zverev é o 1º jogador em 38 anos a vencer Roland Garros sem derrotar nenhum jogador Top 10 na campanha do título.
Pelo título ele receberá um prêmio de 2.8 milhões de euros, 14x o valor que ele pagou à justiça alemã para encerrar uma acusação de violência doméstica.
While we all watch #RolandGarros, let's remember when Zverev played with scratches on his neck, defensive marks from his girlfriend while he strangled her before the match. But hey, let's watch some tennis!
Pride is joy. Pride is courage. Pride is a celebration. And Pride is the ongoing fight to ensure every person can live as their authentic self.
This month and every month, we celebrate the LGBTQ+ community and all those continuing the fight for equality.
Happy Pride!
@reallysash Clearly, Sydney Sweeney is nobody’s idea of a modern-day Marilyn Monroe. And the photo of Marilyn was taken in 1952, not 1960. Everything about your post is wrong.