Kassandra

I pretty much haven’t used Twitter since 2015 so just do yourself a favour and avoid scrolling through my old tweets

[Newegg @Newegg]

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[Kassandra @WillowChord]

@rinarchy_ bra

[Kassandra @WillowChord]

@GLaDOSystem no u

[Kassandra @WillowChord]

@brookehouts I thought your favourite was spitting on him

[Kassandra @WillowChord]

@HollyConrad The meds i’m on did that to me. They were the only ones that could keep me stable, so i had to adjust to the dizzy feeling. Now i’m dizzy without them :/ It’s not so bad once you’re used to it if that’s your only option

[Kassandra @WillowChord]

@HollyConrad *whistle*

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

Y’all are gigglin about Pokémon sleep while Nintendo’s out here building a lifestyle brand and y’all are gunna be driving Pokémon cars with a little Pikachu animation as your electric engine charges and pokecoffee shops while your kids walk around with their hologram poke pals th

[Kassandra @WillowChord]

On this episode of “Things going badly for friendo”

[Lain Arbor @ohboybibs]

An apology for having to leave my stream early. I was having so much fun and I hope you were too. We’ll do it again real soon though, don’t worry.

[Lain Arbor @ohboybibs]

I feel like this isn’t something that needs to be said, yet here we are.

[Lain Arbor @ohboybibs]

5 not sex jobs I’ve had

1. Butcher
2. Host at Outback Steakhouse
3. Dog daycare worker
4. Barista
5. Ice cream stocker at grocery store

[shawn wasabi @shawnwasabi]

UNDERTALE - SANS’ BOSS FIGHT

[Kassandra @WillowChord]

@LoreofCrafters Finally, my home is back!

[Kassandra @WillowChord]

#Wrestlemania35 #WrestleMania This Triple H v Batista match is incredibly disappointing. Predictable and boring. I’m glad it’s over.

[Kassandra @WillowChord]

why is my dm eating raw meat on twitter?

[Lain Arbor @ohboybibs]

Cooking with Lain 🌈

[Kassandra @WillowChord]

Grilled cheese is a fucking amazing sandwich y’all are just mean

[Lain Arbor @ohboybibs]

I get ROCK solid taking solace in the fact that a grilled cheese is called a grilled cheese, and not a toastie.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It’s horrific that the Parkland and Sandy Hook communities continue to endure even more loss. We must take real action to end our gun violence epidemic and do everything we can to support the families who have been affected by this crisis.

[Kassandra @WillowChord]

colin how could you do this to me

[Kassandra @WillowChord]

@AbigailShrier Do you have an instagram? My friend just got asked by an account with your name to give some insight on an article and i’m skeptical as to whether or not it’s actually you.

Thanks.

[Kassandra @WillowChord]

@egoraptor I WANT TO BREAK FREE

[Kassandra @WillowChord]

@matthewmercer @beanytuesday @ohboybibs “Can I talk to the dwarves bard?”