I don’t understand why it hurts when you bite your tongue on accident, and it doesn’t hurt when you bite it on purpose. i also don’t understand why you are biting your tongue rn.
Hey guys quick announcement, I’ve decided to retire from the sport formally known as “Mixed Martial Art” today.
I wish all my old colleagues well going forward in competition.
I now join my former partners on this venture, already in retirement.
Proper Pina Coladas on me fellas!
We battled it out in the mud in preparation for our 12PM game at Belmont Abbey tomorrow! Shout out to freshman Lawson Sinclair who was chosen as the practice player of the week! #bethebest https://t.co/JwRU3RHtXW